a. Who is looking at this blog from Russia? No, but seriously?
b. Do you ever look at pictures of yourself when you were going through your awkward phase and you are all, “Christ, I look a wretched hot mess” and you are equal parts shitting your pants out of embarrassment but also totally masochistic talking about “let me keep looking so I can see where I went wrongggggg”? I watched footage of me playing ultimate in college. Christ, I was awful. I think I was actually blushing when I finished watching. *this exact face* *Darryl Dawkins two hand backboard shattering slam dunks own facial into shredder*
