I have a really stupid habit of sticking my tongue out when I’m running. I’ve tried really hard not to (because people make fun of me *womp womp* *foghorn*), and have worked at finding alternatives to this, including smiling (but then I look creepy), frowning (but then I look creepy), and biting my lip (but this hurts). This weekend I found historical evidence that I’ve been doing it my whole life, and I’ve decided that if it’s good enough for Michael Jordan it’s good enough for me.
In my defense though, I didn’t learn English until I was six… ;P
(Oh also, *foghorn* for that bad pun.)
