University of Illinois Menace

Emergency Update

Don’t worry everyone, I just wanted you all to know that I haven’t a. thrown myself off a bridge, b. thrown myself in front of a truck, or c. died from spontaneous heart implosion.In case you haven’t figured it out already, UConn lost to Stanford toni…

Can’t Stop The Pop

My New Year’s resolutions are to be less unemployed, love more freely, laugh at every opportunity, give more, believe that there is such a thing as altruism (and help others believe too), write more honestly (and write more in general), be less self-co…

Merry Christmas

Hope this day is special, happy, and warm for all of you. Best wishes to you and yours. Hope ya’ll get everything you wished for, and I hope you’re spending it with people you love, and laughing a lot (and eating). Also very important, I hope you’re al…